Author: codycbell

If you give me a ride to the dorm, I’ll give you a ride in the dorm

If you give me a ride to the dorm, I’ll give you a ride in…

Airdropping this in the college party tomorrow…how do you think the crowd’s gonna react?

Airdropping this in the college party tomorrow…how do you think the crowd’s gonna react?

Tinder matches in the dorm are trash…would you swipe?

Tinder matches in the dorm are trash…would you swipe?

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Around 7 guys stared at me in the locker room, but all 15 of them smelled my musk

Around 7 guys stared at me in the locker room, but all 15 of them…

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Chill with me, forget your boyfriend

Chill with me, forget your boyfriend

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Do you like my hairy boner bro?

Do you like my hairy boner bro?

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Smelling like your sweaty older brother…where would you bury your nose?

Smelling like your sweaty older brother…where would you bury your nose?